I'm so damn slow

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/11/2016 at 18:06 • Filed to: None

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Why do I keep doing this?


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Kinja'd!!! WRXforScience > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/11/2016 at 18:17

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Shuffle steering. Keep your hands in one position on the wheel so you can straighten the wheel quickly and accurately. If you are waiting for the wheel to self-straighten you are wasting time.

Also, don’t be afraid of the cones. You gotta be close to be fast. You seemed smooth, you were looking ahead, and you didn’t make any major visible mistakes so it has to be the little, hard to correct things that separate the fast from the rest (I hate those guys and their “talent”).

You also are running a very short, tight, technical course in a BMW, which is the entirely wrong way to spell Miata.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/11/2016 at 18:26

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Because there are Pokemon on the course?


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/11/2016 at 19:23

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Because people need to see your rad helmet, of which I'm legitimately jealous.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
07/11/2016 at 19:29

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It’s just an open face Impact with Stuntman Mike decals that I put on it.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/11/2016 at 19:54

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Works for me. Looks good.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/11/2016 at 20:07

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Because you can ... I can’t, so keep doing it and let me live vicariously.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/11/2016 at 20:08

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Because it’s fun :)